That is what Yaeka was saying last night when no trick or treaters came by her mom’s house. This is the third Halloween I’ve spent in the Puget Sound area and I have handed out zero pieces of candy to kids. Let’s take a brief trip down memory lane to see how these have gone over the years.
2003 - Tacoma
I’ll admit that not handing out candy this year was really my choice. Aided by a building that requires people to be buzzed in, I simply ignored the kids when they annoyingly buzzed the buzzer. Have some respect you little ghouls and goblins! At one point I feared that someone else in the building may have let some in. Protected by the buzzer, I decided not to buy any candy and just watch TV - I may have even had pizza. Either way Yaeka was working at a “Harvest Party” so she couldn’t make me feel bad about it.
2004 - Issaquah/Redmond
Yaeka and I had managed to be in this condo for over 6 months at that point which was a record for her living anywhere since college. We bought candy. We filled a huge bowl. The children never came! Growing up, I always thought condos/apartments were the best places to get candy because you could make so many stops in a short distance. Apparently kids around here don’t think the same way. We decided to head over to Yaeka’s mom’s house with our candy bowl and still no children came. Well one group, but at that point, I really wasn’t into the idea. Why didn’t the children like our home?
2005 - Issaquah/Redmond or Bellevue
I learned from last year that no children would be coming to our condo, but knowing that we may be heading over to her mom’s house (different place) I thought I should buy some while at Costco. I poured a big box of Airhead Extremes and Tootsie Pops into the bowl and carried it over in the car. Now this place would surely be trick or treating heaven. This townhome complex is just a big loop with plenty of stops for getting lots of candy. Once again though we were denied. Cries of “WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?!” could be heard throughout the air as our big bowl of candy remained full. It was raining, but still, that never stopped me as a kid.
Anyone else stock up on candy only to be stood up by costume wearing kids?